me: I have a headache
family: WELL MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SIT IN FRONT OF THAT COMPUTER ALL THE TIME YOU--
I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under...
Beijing: we want lights and precision and a good clean night
London: FUCK IT LETS MAKE IT THE SHIRE AND GET FRANK TURNER! AND LETS MAKE THE WHOLE THING VICTORIAN, BRING LOCKHEART TOO ONLY IF HE HAS A TOP HAT, MUSTN'T FORGET JK ROWLING AND BRING MR BEAN TOO ONLY IF YOU DO A CHARIOT OF FIRE MONTAGE. DAMMIT LETS HAVE A SHIT TON OF LIGHTY BEDS AND ABOUT 12 MARY POPPINS, NOW WE MUST MONTAGE BRILLIANT ENGLISH MUSIC AND THROW A SLIGHT TARDIS NOISE TO THROW THE WHOVIANS INTO PANDEMONIUM, ALSO WE MUST QUOTE THE HUNGER GAMES TO TRY AND BRING BACK THE DISTRICTS NOW LETS GET THE QUEEN AND JAMES BOND, OH FUCK IT THROW THEM OUT OF A PLANE, ITS OUR OLYMPICS AND THIS IS WHAT WE SHALL DO WITH IT, YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY
emiixlouu: where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
Olympic Opening Ceremonies:
Sydney: Banners! Puppets! Powerpoint!!
Athens: Bitch please - we began this shit. REMEMBER HOW WE BEGAN THIS SHIT
Beijing: Everyone is doing the same thing at once. It's fucking hypnotizing
London: This is a multi-fandom opening ceremony
internetsafety101: you know when they kept saying “this next harry potter film is much darker” they didn’t mean in subject matter they meant the literal picture gets darker
When people ask if i want to hang out after school...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
sharkcrash: I hate it when you finally accept one of your insecurities and then someone makes a harsh, unneeded comment about it and it puts you right back to square one.
fairygodblogger: people who have iPhones and no case are very brave god bless them
Can we just have a moment of silence for those poor teens whose parents monitor their internet usage
lordcheshire: i don’t understand why those 2 little girls in tutus get to go to every fucking award show and meet everyone like its not my fault my mom didn’t record me rapping and put it on the internet when I was 7 years old
Realizing what a lazy fuck you are.
there’s only so much socializing i can handle before i get exhausted and just start getting annoyed of everyone and want to go home and sleep or lock myself up in my room and play video games or go on the computer
primisthebomb: the amount of effort i put into avoiding human interaction is outstanding